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Throbbing Gristle Questionnaire: Bernd Wand, by Jacques Palminger (11/11)

Very early pressings of Throbbing Gristle's "Second Annual Report" (1977) came with an official questionnaire by Industrial Records, consisting of 39 (un-)related TG questions.

1. How did you first hear about T.G.? Ich habe die LP 20 Jazz Funk gehört (mehrmals)
2. Did you buy "Second Annual Report" L.P.? Ich habe Second Annual Report LP nicht gekauft.
3. If so did you buy it from a record shop? If "Yes", which one? Ich habe 20 Jazz Funk LP gekauft
4. Did you buy the L.P. from I.R. mail order? Nein "Musiktruhe" Brokdorf (geschlossen)
5. What equipment do you use to play records? Schallplattenspieler, Verstärker, Boxen
6. Is the equipment yours or do you share? If you share it, with whom do you share? Es gibt niemand
7. How much approximately do you spend on records each year? 1 bis 2 Schallplatten im Monat
8. What were the last 5 records you bought (apart from TG)? ELO, Falco, DAF, Nena (Flohmarkt) PIL
9. Would you say you were happy with the kind of music/sound currently commercially available? Ja und Nein
10. If NOT, state why not and what you'd like. Zuviel Schrott! Zu wenig New Wave/NDW
11. Have you seen TG live? Ich habe Psychic TV gesehen, Pandoras Box, 1984, NL
12. If "Yes", where? How many times? Einmal. Throbbing Gristle habe ich nicht gesehen.
13. Do you regularly go to the cinema? Nein (Kein PKW) (Kino geschlossen)
14. What was the last film you saw? Der Hauptmann von Köpenick (ARD)
15. Do you regularly buy any newspapers/magazines? Nein (zur Zeit nicht)
16. If "Yes", which ones? Oldiemarkt (eingestellt) wegen LP kaufen
17. Do you regularly listen to any particular radio show? Zur Zeit höre ich kein Radio
18. If "Yes", which ones? John Peel (tot)
19. What was the last book you read? Ich habe "Airport" von Arthur Hailey gelesen.
20. How long ago was it? Ich habe es gestern Abend zuende gelesen. (684 Seiten)
21. What is your occupation? (if student, please state place of education). Ich bin (noch) auf der Suche
22. What kind of school did you go to? Mixed or single sex? Comprehensive/Grammar/Public? Realschule (Abschluss)
23. Do you practice any religion? If so, what? Katholisch (ausgetreten)
24. Do you live with your parents? Ich wohne zur Zeit bei meinen Eltern (noch)
25. If you play the TG album or single, what time(s) of day and under what conditions do you play each? (e.g. night whilst drinking coffee, etc. Ich höre Throbbing Gristle nur zuhause (alleine)
26. Do you have any special skill? Tanzen oder Leute treffen (manchmal)
27. Do you have a regular girlfriend/boyfriend? Zur Zeit habe ich keine Freundin
28. Do you have any pets? Zur Zeit habe ich kein eigenes Tier, dass ich besitze
29. Have you ever been out of the U.K.? If "Yes", which countries have you visited, how often? Ich wohne nie England. Ich wohne in Deutschland. Zur Zeit wohne ich nicht in England.
30. Do you have any definite political stance? If "Yes", what is it? Ich bin nicht Mitglied in der Partei.
31. What type of food do you eat most often? Meistens esse ich regelmäßig (1 Portion + Salat)
32. Do you use alcohol? What types? Meistens trinke ich Bier oder zwei Bier.
33. Do you use tobacco? Meistens rauche ich nicht. Sonst Malboro o.ä.
34. Are you engaged in any form of musical activity yourself? If so, what? Fraktus
35. Are you engaged in any athletic/physical activity? If so, what? Fraktus (Scherz)
36. If you were writing this questionaire, what other questions would you ask people? If you have a lot of suggestions add another sheet to this with them on it. Geben sie mir ihre Kontonummer. Wie geht es ihnen? (Interessante Fragen und Scherzfragen) Glauben sie an xxx (wäre interessant) Hobbys e.t.c.
37. What is your greatest ambition? Frakus England Tour
38. Do you have a very special obsession/fetish? Nein
39. If "Yes", what is it? Kämme (Sammlung) Musik LP (keine CD)

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Throbbing Gristle Questionnaire: Textor (10/11)

Very early pressings of Throbbing Gristle's "Second Annual Report" (1977) came with an official questionnaire by Industrial Records, consisting of 39 (un-)related TG questions.

1. How did you first hear about T.G.? !
2. Did you buy "Second Annual Report" L.P.? !
3. If so did you buy it from a record shop? If "Yes", which one? !
4. Did you buy the L.P. from I.R. mail order? :
5. What equipment do you use to play records? !
6. Is the equipment yours or do you share? If you share it, with whom do you share?
7. How much approximately do you spend on records each year?
8. What were the last 5 records you bought (apart from TG)?
9. Would you say you were happy with the kind of music/sound currently commercially available?
10. If NOT, state why not and what you'd like.
11. Have you seen TG live?
12. If "Yes", where? How many times?
13. Do you regularly go to the cinema?
14. What was the last film you saw?
15. Do you regularly buy any newspapers/magazines?
16. If ¦Yes¦, which ones?
17. Do you regularly listen to any particular radio show?

18. If ¦Yes¦, which one(s)?
19. What was the last book you read? ?
20. How long ago was it? ?
21. What is your occupation? (if student, please state place of education)
22. What kind of school did ou go to? Mixed or single sex? Comprehensive/Grammar/Public?
23. Do you practice any religion? If so, what?
24. Do you live with your parents?
25. If you play the TG album or single, what time(s) of day and under what conditions do you play each? (e.g. night whilst drinking coffee, etc.
26. Do you have any special skill? I can hold my foot and count to three
&#12327. Do you have a regular girlfriend/boyfriend?
28. Do you have any pets?&#125is there a difference?
29. Have you ever been out of the U.K.? If "Yes", which countries have you visited, how often?
30. Do you have any definite political stance? If "Yes", what is it? ?
31. What type of food do you eat most often?
32. Do you use alcohol? What types?
33. Do you use tobacco? ?
34. Are you engaged in any form of musical activity yourself? If so, what?
35. Are you engaged in any athletic/physical activity? If so, what?
36. If you were writing this questionaire, what other questions would you ask people? If you have a lot of suggestions add another sheet to this with them on it. will you marry me?
Why?
37. What is your greatest ambition? hold my foot and count to four
38. Do you have a very special obsession/fetish?  yes
39. If "Yes", what is it? I like to peel hamsters and roll them in salt.

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